Ang Dating ako
11:48 PM | Author: Conrado Abrugar Macapulay Jr.

I'm Back
4:03 AM | Author: Conrado Abrugar Macapulay Jr.
Matapos ang dalawang buwang pananahimik, ako po ay nagbabalik. At dahil senti mode ako ngayon, I want to share this song to all of you.

KEN LEE

No one ken to ken to sivmen
Nor yon cleez teju maliveh
Wen I gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more
New yonooz tonigh molinigh
Yon sorra shooo
Yes eee shooo

Ken Lee
Tu libo dibo douchooo
Ken Lee, Ken Lee Meju more
Ken Lee, if libudibudouchoo
Ken Lee
Ken Lee Meju More

Wen I can't forget tomowow
Wen I tink of all my sowow
Wen I gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more
You alweez smile lolly nigh
yo sorra shooo

(Repeat Chorus)

sino ba si Ken Lee?
Ang pakikipagtagpo kay Lozada
2:45 AM | Author: Conrado Abrugar Macapulay Jr.

Sya nga pala mga guys, may posts na ang aking serious blog, Maxima Minima , In High and Low

Pagpalain tayong lahat mga anak ng...Diyos.
The New Metathione Endorser
2:14 AM | Author: Conrado Abrugar Macapulay Jr.

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(Authors are not published in order to protect them from potential fans and stalkers, hmmp!unahan niyo pa ako sumikat!)
(Side comments are exerpted from the recorded dialogues of our panel of judges)


On Valentine’s Day

It’s Valentine’s Day
In every February 14
We are commemorating (Rowling: at talagang commemorating, ano yan death anniversary?)
Saint Valentine.

It’s Valentine’s Day
It’s a wonderful day ( Coelho: Wow, rhyming words pero same words pa rin...
(Brown: Leche!
To make “I Love You”
Easy to say.

It’s Valentine’s Day
It’s a special day
Just though you’d like to know by the way
This is the day when everyone
Tries to win someone hearts.

On this day, I feel it’s like
An ordinary day
I went to school to attend classes
Many roses I saw when I ride jeepney’s (Rowling: Wow, pwede pa lang tumubo ang mga roses sa loob ng jeepney...)
How blessed people to receive like this.(Coelho: At talagang blessed, may divine intervention?)

Valentine’s have so many symbols
Cupid with bow and arrows. (Coelho: Morbid ito, gusto ng cupid na may nakatarak na bows and arrows)
Chocolates, flowers and cards too…

I dreamed that I could receive
Those things too…
How I wish to come fast (Brown: Ay Bastos!)
(Coelho: Oo nga!)
Next February time. (3 judges: Ah! 'Yun naman pala...)


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True essence of Valentine’s is unity (Rowling: Isa pa 'yo, bastos din!)
(Coelho: Bwahaha, parang when two become one...makes sense!)
For it is one way to share commons
Common love, common outlook for a relationships
Its a way of making everyone’s life interesting.

Real love is colorful
Full of spices in order to taste it (Brown: parang adobo lang!)
Struggles, circumstances, disappointments presence (Rowling: Non sense...)
Makes relationships test its loyalty

A wonderful love best express through trials
For it is a way for us to prove solidity (Coelho: so merong liquidity and gasity?)
Its nice to hear that love can move mountains
It seems that how powerful is.

True Essence of Valentines

A perfect Valentines not just see
True Valentines feel and express
Its like raindrops that fall to land (Brown: Pwede itong catchline ng next movie na idederek ko entitled "Diligan mo ng hamog ang tuyong lupa")
Makes everyone in love and be love.

Valentines day is not for lovers only
It’s a celebration for everyone
A day to emphasize and share a love
For the world to be peace and unity (Rowling: pahingi nga ng sampung banig ng paracetamol...)
(Coelho: ako din, mga bente...)

Valentines is an occasion for us to share
Its a day to forget and forgive disappointments
A way to refresh dying relationships (Brown: parang windows lang, na-rerefresh...)
For a family and loved ones alliances (Rowling: Bongga!parang NATO,ASEAN, o UN lang...)

Christmas day is not the only way to forgive
But Valentines day will do, to do it so (Coelho: Nagkando-do-do na...)
Rather to feel hatred and regrets
Lets share the everlasting love we have.

Oh! Its Valentine’s day again (Brown: Ohhh! Wala lang hehehe...)
Some is happy, some is lonely
Finding for true love is not easy
Don’t know who is your destiny

Valentines is not only for lover’s
It is also friendship and family
Don’t find for love, it’s come by its own (Coelho: Ano daw, nakakabobo naman. napaka-standard mag-English!)
Give your smile to everyone, but give your’s heart to only one.

Not all love’s story, have a happy ending
Some is realy realy hurt’s (Rowling: Kaya nga, nakaka-offense pa...)
My Valentines day is lonely
Loveless, but happy. (Coelho: may Schizophrenia 'to, lonely daw pero happy...)


White Valentines

I wake up in the morning
And start my day with a smile
Remembering the Valentines day.
Although I have no partner now.

I can say that I’m happy as a single,
Enjoy being a bachelor, day and night, (Brown: Nakks!)
Having fun with other who also single,
Doing something that married cannot.

I have my friends who are laughing with me.
I have cousin’s who are helping all the time. (Brown: Ay, bossy 'to)
There are my sisters who always love me,
Of course my parents who love me in my worst.

That’s why my Valentine’s day is still happy,
Happy because they love and not because she love me
But time will come she can love me
Not only in Valentine’s day, only in the right time (Rowling: oha,oha!)

I choose white for a purity of my soul
I choose white for a plane lovelife (Coelho: Buti ka pa, two dimensions ang lovelife mo...)
I choose for a loveless but not dark day
I’m white inside although not outside. (3 judges: Bwahahahaha...Sakit sa ulo!)

My Valentines Day

Oh! It’s a wonderful day
A beautiful morning for everyone
Coz the time already come
For us to show what’s in our heart. (Brown: heto, mala variety show host ang dating...)

As I pass on my way home
I can’t help to glance,
At the lovely flowers outside,
Smell the sweet fragrance of it. (Coelho: Parang si Maria la del Barrio lang ah...)

I gently close my eyes
And memories easily flashback
Reminiscing the past happening
That brought joy in my heart.

How can I forget his smile?
So precious and powerful (Brown: Ano yun bad breath?)
That I’m going to melt
If I get the flowers in his hand.

I slowly open my eyes
Realizing that its over
Because the truth is that,
No more flowers, no more love notes.

Now it’s like an ordinary day
Nothing unusual happened in my life
For past is already past
You can’t recur it any more…

Love


I am so in love
In love with joy
In love with happiness
In love with anger
In love with frustration
In love with tears
In love with Me.

I love
Love
Love is fruitful
Love is kind
Love is Motivating
Love is Comforting
Love is love.

I hate love
Love is painful
Love is heartbreaking
Love is deadly
Love is poisonous
Love is Evil
Hey…
Stop it

Love is like what I don’t know
All I know is Love is
And I love love
I love Me and You.

Judges: J.K. Rowling, Dan Brown, Paolo Coelho
The Model Student 2008 Photos
4:04 AM | Author: Conrado Abrugar Macapulay Jr.

Handwork. Best in Talent for his rendition of "You Give Love a Bad Name" . The decision of the judges lies within his hands. And the hands really works.


Dancing to the tune of "Taktak Mo" and "Dulce Tira-Tira", this contestant earlier admitted he had dreams of becoming the next Tender Juicy Hotdog commercial. "Ma-juuuuice!" (kuhang-kuha ng nguso).




Baring the Future. Mr. Back-up dancer vividly sees the future in the ending salvo of a dance number. (kuya, nakasalamin ka pa! Maduling ka nyan!)






Advisory: Seryoso ang blog na ito. Bawal ang tumawa. (Bwahahaha...)
Kwentong ANL
1:59 AM | Author: Conrado Abrugar Macapulay Jr.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008



Sa dinami-dami ng mga naranasan kong kahihiyan, heto na siguro ang pinakamatindi.



Araw-araw akong sumasakay ng aircon bus na pa-Quiapo papasok sa skul. Kung minsan masuwerte kapag nakakaupo, pero madalas nakatayo (ewan ko ba kung bakit lahat ng aircon bus nagsisiksikan sa EDSA samantalang napakalaki ng demand sa mga bus na biyaheng Quiapo). At impiyerno talaga kapag nakatayo ka, dahil para kayong nasa malamig na impiyerno... mas maganda siguro kung sbihin nating para kaming mga frozen canned sardines.



Pero ano ba itong aking ANL kanina, paksyet talaga, kung kelan naman ako nakatayo at nakipagsiksikan sa maraming tao, heto sya't nagpa-flag ceremony, parang gusto niyang makipag-agawan din ng space sa loob ng bus.

Yung nararamdaman kong pumipitik-pitik na sya, nanalangin ako ng taimtim na sana kaunti lang sumakay (asa ka tsong, paboritong sasalyan 'to ng mga taga u-belt) or sana matulog na lang siya ulit.

Heto na, palapit na ng palapit ang mga sexy back ng mga nakapaldang checkered na green. Nakow, ala na akong choice, kelangan nyang masaktan dahil sa kanyang kapangahasan. Tumapat ako sa gilid ng upuan and boom! It became coco crunch!

"Holy shit! Nobody could bear the excruciating pain of succumbing into a great shearing stress" pag-eemote ng aking ANL.

Pero matindi sya, no retreat, no surrender pa rin sya. Nakow, nagdagdag pa ng pasahero ang bus sa may Manggahan at Sandigan. Di siyempre, whenever a stress is applied to a system in equilibrium, the system will adjust itself in order to relieve the stress (sabi ni pareng Le Chetalier) Kaya napunta ako sa... OMG! isang female nursing student (inosente de ti, comatose kasi). huwag lang siya biglang gigising at lilingon, dahil tatampal sa cheeks nya si ANL.

hindi ko na nakontrol pa, dumausdos ang aking harap sa kanyang braso. Bigla siyang nagdilat ng mata kaya umiba ako ng direksyon and the bus suddenly deccelerate... Wapaak! Bumangga si ANL sa puwet ng girl na nakapalda na checkered na green. Nakahanap naman ako kaagad ng gilid ng upuan na mapagiipitan, until my ANL dwelged in the thick blanket of oblivion (Hindi na nakayanan, comatose na rin).

Yung medyo humupa na yung sitwasyon sa bus, nakita ko yung girl na na bumped ni ANL, talking with her friend and giggling, hiyang-hiya talaga ako. tapos umalis na yung katabi ng nursing student, e di its my turn to have a sit na. Bigla ba namang tumayo and lumipat sa may upuan malapit sa door. Hiyang-hiya talaga ako.

Moral Lesson: 1.Turuan ang mga ANL na kontrolin ang sarili.
2. "Brief man, nakakatayo pa rin"
-ANL
3. Sa oras ng pangangailangan, may gilid ng upuan na mapagiis-isan. LOL!