(Authors are not published in order to protect them from potential fans and stalkers, hmmp!unahan niyo pa ako sumikat!) (Side comments are exerpted from the recorded dialogues of our panel of judges)
On Valentine’s Day
It’s Valentine’s Day In every February 14 We are commemorating (Rowling: at talagang commemorating, ano yan death anniversary?) Saint Valentine.
It’s Valentine’s Day It’s a wonderful day ( Coelho: Wow, rhyming words pero same words pa rin... (Brown: Leche! To make “I Love You” Easy to say.
It’s Valentine’s Day It’s a special day Just though you’d like to know by the way This is the day when everyone Tries to win someone hearts.
On this day, I feel it’s like An ordinary day I went to school to attend classes Many roses I saw when I ride jeepney’s (Rowling: Wow, pwede pa lang tumubo ang mga roses sa loob ng jeepney...) How blessed people to receive like this.(Coelho: At talagang blessed, may divine intervention?)
Valentine’s have so many symbols Cupid with bow and arrows. (Coelho: Morbid ito, gusto ng cupid na may nakatarak na bows and arrows) Chocolates, flowers and cards too…
I dreamed that I could receive Those things too… How I wish to come fast (Brown: Ay Bastos!) (Coelho: Oo nga!) Next February time. (3 judges: Ah! 'Yun naman pala...)
True essence of Valentine’s is unity (Rowling: Isa pa 'yo, bastos din!) (Coelho: Bwahaha, parang when two become one...makes sense!) For it is one way to share commons Common love, common outlook for a relationships Its a way of making everyone’s life interesting.
Real love is colorful Full of spices in order to taste it (Brown: parang adobo lang!) Struggles, circumstances, disappointments presence (Rowling: Non sense...) Makes relationships test its loyalty
A wonderful love best express through trials For it is a way for us to prove solidity (Coelho: so merong liquidity and gasity?) Its nice to hear that love can move mountains It seems that how powerful is.
True Essence of Valentines
A perfect Valentines not just see True Valentines feel and express Its like raindrops that fall to land (Brown: Pwede itong catchline ng next movie na idederek ko entitled "Diligan mo ng hamog ang tuyong lupa") Makes everyone in love and be love.
Valentines day is not for lovers only It’s a celebration for everyone A day to emphasize and share a love For the world to be peace and unity (Rowling: pahingi nga ng sampung banig ng paracetamol...) (Coelho: ako din, mga bente...)
Valentines is an occasion for us to share Its a day to forget and forgive disappointments A way to refresh dying relationships (Brown: parang windows lang, na-rerefresh...) For a family and loved ones alliances (Rowling: Bongga!parang NATO,ASEAN, o UN lang...)
Christmas day is not the only way to forgive But Valentines day will do, to do it so (Coelho: Nagkando-do-do na...) Rather to feel hatred and regrets Lets share the everlasting love we have.
Oh! Its Valentine’s day again (Brown: Ohhh! Wala lang hehehe...) Some is happy, some is lonely Finding for true love is not easy Don’t know who is your destiny
Valentines is not only for lover’s It is also friendship and family Don’t find for love, it’s come by its own (Coelho: Ano daw, nakakabobo naman. napaka-standard mag-English!) Give your smile to everyone, but give your’s heart to only one.
Not all love’s story, have a happy ending Some is realy realy hurt’s (Rowling: Kaya nga, nakaka-offense pa...) My Valentines day is lonely Loveless, but happy. (Coelho: may Schizophrenia 'to, lonely daw pero happy...)
I wake up in the morning And start my day with a smile Remembering the Valentines day. Although I have no partner now.
I can say that I’m happy as a single, Enjoy being a bachelor, day and night, (Brown: Nakks!) Having fun with other who also single, Doing something that married cannot.
I have my friends who are laughing with me. I have cousin’s who are helping all the time. (Brown: Ay, bossy 'to) There are my sisters who always love me, Of course my parents who love me in my worst.
That’s why my Valentine’s day is still happy, Happy because they love and not because she love me But time will come she can love me Not only in Valentine’s day, only in the right time (Rowling: oha,oha!)
I choose white for a purity of my soul I choose white for a plane lovelife (Coelho: Buti ka pa, two dimensions ang lovelife mo...) I choose for a loveless but not dark day I’m white inside although not outside. (3 judges: Bwahahahaha...Sakit sa ulo!)
My Valentines Day
Oh! It’s a wonderful day A beautiful morning for everyone Coz the time already come For us to show what’s in our heart. (Brown: heto, mala variety show host ang dating...)
As I pass on my way home I can’t help to glance, At the lovely flowers outside, Smell the sweet fragrance of it. (Coelho: Parang si Maria la del Barrio lang ah...)
I gently close my eyes And memories easily flashback Reminiscing the past happening That brought joy in my heart.
How can I forget his smile? So precious and powerful (Brown: Ano yun bad breath?) That I’m going to melt If I get the flowers in his hand.
I slowly open my eyes Realizing that its over Because the truth is that, No more flowers, no more love notes.
Now it’s like an ordinary day Nothing unusual happened in my life For past is already past You can’t recur it any more…
I am so in love In love with joy In love with happiness In love with anger In love with frustration In love with tears In love with Me.
I love Love Love is fruitful Love is kind Love is Motivating Love is Comforting Love is love.
I hate love Love is painful Love is heartbreaking Love is deadly Love is poisonous Love is Evil Hey… Stop it
Love is like what I don’t know All I know is Love is And I love love I love Me and You.
Sa dinami-dami ng mga naranasan kong kahihiyan, heto na siguro ang pinakamatindi.
Araw-araw akong sumasakay ng aircon bus na pa-Quiapo papasok sa skul. Kung minsan masuwerte kapag nakakaupo, pero madalas nakatayo (ewan ko ba kung bakit lahat ng aircon bus nagsisiksikan sa EDSA samantalang napakalaki ng demand sa mga bus na biyaheng Quiapo). At impiyerno talaga kapag nakatayo ka, dahil para kayong nasa malamig na impiyerno... mas maganda siguro kung sbihin nating para kaming mga frozen canned sardines.
Pero ano ba itong aking ANL kanina, paksyet talaga, kung kelan naman ako nakatayo at nakipagsiksikan sa maraming tao, heto sya't nagpa-flag ceremony, parang gusto niyang makipag-agawan din ng space sa loob ng bus.
Yung nararamdaman kong pumipitik-pitik na sya, nanalangin ako ng taimtim na sana kaunti lang sumakay (asa ka tsong, paboritong sasalyan 'to ng mga taga u-belt) or sana matulog na lang siya ulit.
Heto na, palapit na ng palapit ang mga sexy back ng mga nakapaldang checkered na green. Nakow, ala na akong choice, kelangan nyang masaktan dahil sa kanyang kapangahasan. Tumapat ako sa gilid ng upuan and boom! It became coco crunch!
"Holy shit! Nobody could bear the excruciating pain of succumbing into a great shearing stress" pag-eemote ng aking ANL.
Pero matindi sya, no retreat, no surrender pa rin sya. Nakow, nagdagdag pa ng pasahero ang bus sa may Manggahan at Sandigan. Di siyempre, whenever a stress is applied to a system in equilibrium, the system will adjust itself in order to relieve the stress (sabi ni pareng Le Chetalier) Kaya napunta ako sa... OMG! isang female nursing student (inosente de ti, comatose kasi). huwag lang siya biglang gigising at lilingon, dahil tatampal sa cheeks nya si ANL.
hindi ko na nakontrol pa, dumausdos ang aking harap sa kanyang braso. Bigla siyang nagdilat ng mata kaya umiba ako ng direksyon and the bus suddenly deccelerate... Wapaak! Bumangga si ANL sa puwet ng girl na nakapalda na checkered na green. Nakahanap naman ako kaagad ng gilid ng upuan na mapagiipitan, until my ANL dwelged in the thick blanket of oblivion (Hindi na nakayanan, comatose na rin).
Yung medyo humupa na yung sitwasyon sa bus, nakita ko yung girl na na bumped ni ANL, talking with her friend and giggling, hiyang-hiya talaga ako. tapos umalis na yung katabi ng nursing student, e di its my turn to have a sit na. Bigla ba namang tumayo and lumipat sa may upuan malapit sa door. Hiyang-hiya talaga ako.
Moral Lesson: 1.Turuan ang mga ANL na kontrolin ang sarili. 2. "Brief man, nakakatayo pa rin" -ANL 3. Sa oras ng pangangailangan, may gilid ng upuan na mapagiis-isan. LOL!
(Babala: Bago basahin ang pitak na ito, siguraduhing may laman ang tiyan at maglagay na dalawang banig ng paracetamol sa gilid ng monitor)
Question and Answer portion sa Model Student Search sa iskul ko (college), nagcocover ako ng event para sa pub namin.
Host: If you will choose only one color for the nature, what would it be and why? Male Model #4: I choose green, because its the official color of nature. Ako: Pwede... (clap,clap,clap...) Host: Female Model Student #1, In 3 words describe your school? F Model #1: I think my school is innovative... (Very proud with matching chin-up),teaches us to progress, and helpful to the students (smile) Ako: Kelan pa naging word ang “teaches us to progress and helpful to the students”? Host: Male Model #4, what are the qualities of a model you possess? Male Model #4: I am a compassion and good person... because in being compassion , you use your head to follow yourself. Ako: (ayaw tuminta ng ballpen) Sa wakas meron na akong maii-share sa blog na quote :”use your head to follow yourself!” (Heto ang malupet...) Host: Female model student #5, given a chance to endorse a product, what would it be and why? F Model #5: A pleasant evening to all of you, (smile and laugh) If I would be given a chance to endorse a product, it would be a medicine for happiness! Because healthy are those who wears a happy face. Host: (tinakpan ng panyo ang bibig, akmang hahalakhak) Ako: waah, addict ka ate, ecstasy yang medicine for happiness mo (in silent manner, ganda kasi eh) Host: Male model student no. 24, if you will be stranded in an island with only one person, who would she be and why? Male Model 24: (walang kagatol gatol) my FAMILY!